Little joke
Andrey Prokhorov [Пт Май 30, 2003 11:03
am]
Пришло по рассылке с fluent-english:
A panda walks into
a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats
the sandwich, then
pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda
stands up to
leave, the manager shouts: "Hey! Where are you going? You just
shot my
waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the
manager: "Hey, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
So the manager opens his
dictionary and looks up the word 'panda'.
It reads "Panda: A tree dwelling
marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by
distinct black and white
colouring. Eats shoots and leaves."