G'day.ru / IELTS 
Little joke


Andrey Prokhorov   [Пт Май 30, 2003 11:03 am]
Пришло по рассылке с fluent-english:

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats
the sandwich, then pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda
stands up to leave, the manager shouts: "Hey! Where are you going? You just
shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"
The panda yells back at the manager: "Hey, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!"
So the manager opens his dictionary and looks up the word 'panda'.
It reads "Panda: A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by
distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves."
up

© G'Day.ru 1999-2003 Электропочта: webmaster@gday.ru