Юмор :)

[fuzcen]

http://gday.ru/phorum/viewtopic.php?t=1042&start=3060

[Ripley]

Цитатка из недавнего юбилейного концерта Жванецкого:

Ледяная кислая капусточка, горячая разварная картошечка, большая селедка, разваленная вдоль, и лежащая на белых листах писчей бумаги, морозная водочка в графинчике и стопочка.

А впереди гусь млеет в духовке...

Народ за столом хороший. Немногочисленный. От 30 до 40. Понимающий народ.

Все знают, что будет со страной, все знают, что будет со всеми, но не знают, что будет между ними.

[Ripley]

[tire]

YouTube - Брутальная девушка - Алиса
звезда

[Ripley]

Да-да, вот исчо один красавчег

[Ripley]

Сорри, если уже баян / ахтунг - детей убрали - счас маты будут /

[Ripley]

Chemical Party

[Ripley]

Баянчик, но веселенький

[Ripley]

[Созерцающий]

Собачко

[Ripley]

[Ripley]

[Ripley]

[Созерцающий]

может не так смешно, сколько иронично. о нас

Washington DC Metro Station on a cold January morning in 2007. He played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time approx 2 thousand people went through the station, most of them on their way to work. After 3 minutes a middle aged man noticed there was a musician playing. He slowed his pace and stopped for a few seconds and then hurried to meet his schedule.

4 mins later:
the violinist received his first dollar: a woman threw the money in the till and, without stopping, continued to walk.

6 minutes:
A young man leaned against the wall to listen to him, then looked athis watch and started to walk again.

10 minutes:
A 3 year old boy stopped but his mother tugged him along hurriedly, as the kid stopped to look at the violinist. Finally the mother pushed hard and the child continued to walk, turning his head all the time. This action was repeated by several other children. Every parent, without exception, forced them to move on.

45 minutes:
The musician played.Only 6 people stopped and stayed for a while.About 20 gave him money but continued to walk their normal pace.
He collected $32.

1 hour:
He finished playing and silence took over. No one noticed. No one applauded, nor was there any recognition. No one knew this but the violinist was Joshua Bell, one of the best musicians in the world. He played one of the most intricate pieces ever written, with a violin worth $3.5 million dollars. Two days before Joshua Bell sold out a theater in Boston where the seats averaged $100.

This is a real story: Joshua Bell playing incognito in the metro station was organized by the Washington Post as part of a social experiment about perception, taste and people's priorities. The questions raised: In a common place environment at an inappropriate hour, do we perceive beauty? Do we stop to appreciate it? Do we recognize talent in an unexpected context?

One possible conclusion reached from this experiment could be:

If we do not have a moment to stop and listen to one of the best musicians in the world playing some of the finest music ever written, with one of the most beautiful instruments ....

How many other things are we missing?
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[Ripley]

Suitable poetry sketch- A Bit of Fry and Laurie- BBC Comedy



Underneath the bellied skies
Where dust and rain find space to fall
To fall and lie and change again
Without a care or mind at all
For art and life and things above
In that there look just there
No right left up down past or future
We have but ourselves to fear.